fatalattraction | ( catchall ) yuel

SHITPOST HERE SOON i promise im not gonna do u dirty spoon

...I wanted to make my boyfriend's perfect world a reality.

[ miraculously, she doesn't immediately judge her ]

Yer boyfriend? Is he some kinda royalty like Medb?

[ yuel, no ]

He's Misa's very own prince in shining armor.

[ because you get this ]

So he...'s a hero...?

He's my hero! If you knew him the way I do... you'd say the same thing.

Oh, but if you did, I'd probably think about killing you.

... Okay, I'm startin' to see what the problem is here.

—What's that supposed to mean?

Yer way too nuts about this guy. You should try makin' some other friends to see if it gets you to relax.

I have plenty of friends! But that doesn't change how much he matters to me. He means everything to me.

So why're ya killin' people because of him? Jealousy?

Ain't that kinda insecure?

I'm not insecure.

It's how I make myself useful to him. And the more useful I am to him, the more he'll realize he loves me, too!