( catchall ) gu yun

[fatalattraction]

i need to learn more about gy before i can properly shitpost but for now the fact that i keep really wanting to call him gun yu will have to suffice

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[fatalattraction]

[ she's stopped screaming by now, but she's moved onto hiding behind the still-open fridge door. ]

I don't know! All I wanted was some milk and that was inside it! Gross!!

[liuli]

[ amazingly, gu yun has seen scorpions before. not the gators that plagued his mini event, but scorpions! he walks over and gives the corpse of it a nudge with his toe, balancing his weight so he doesn't die a milk death week zero. ]

Oh, it's dead. [ gross. he'll nudge it with his boot a couple times and then grab the destroyed carton to scoop it up. ] Bad with bugs, huh?

[ terrible. misa is a cute girl so he won't bully her with it, instead, going to deposit the carton and scorpion corpse (scorpse?) in the nearest trash can. ] Is there more milk in there? I'll check it for you.

[fatalattraction]

I'm not bad with them, but wouldn't anyone be scared to find a dead bug in their milk?!

[ NO BULLY...!! but as soon as gy wanders over to check the fridge, she'll instead scurry around to hide behind him instead of the door, peeking around him with extreme trepidation. in a hushed whisper—as if that'll discourage any other creepy crawlies that might be lurking about—she asks, ]

Th-there's nothing else weird in there, right...?

[liuli]

Ahh!

[ suddenly, out of nowhere, while holding a milk carton, he yelps, loudly -- ]

[liuli]

[ - and then grins and shows her the completely clean milk carton. ]

Thought it was expired.

[ bully ]

[fatalattraction]

[ SHE ALMOST SCREAMS AGAIN BUT THEN SHE PUNCHES HIM WITH HER ANGRY LITTLE FISTS ]

Zixi, you're mean!

[liuli]

[ wehehe

he's snickering, now, letting her punch him with her tiny little baby fists! hilarious ] Ahh, sorry, sorry, I just couldn't help it!

[ what a bully. he offers the milk carton for real, though, eyes twinkling. ] After all, you did curse me. [ TEASING, he looks so amused. ] Here.

sisi: goodbye pcs me: [beegun]

[fatalattraction]

[ she just. huffs at him... but then he mentions the curse, and she can't help but giggle. ]

Okay, fine, I'll let it go... but just this once! [ she'll take the un-scorpo'd milk, then, and stick her tongue out at him. nyehhh. ]

Any follow-up on the texts you sent?

andie is allowed

[liuli]

[ teehee. he's very amused by his little joke, stepping back out of the way to let her get what she wants - gu yun sticks his tongue out, too, and then leans against the counter. ]

Only that many people aren't terribly good at playing along. All in all, rather disappointing. [ boooo ] I got a few, though.

[fatalattraction]

[ the milk is really all she wanted from the fridge! a few moments later, the vending machine dispenses a pack of treasure chips. pouring herself a glass of milk, she cracks the cookie package open and dunks one right into the cup. gy's response makes her pout, though... ]

Oh, lame. Did they just, like, ignore you instead of keeping it going?